trapical:

to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me

lemongingertea:

Syrup: Four types of women.

escapistaz:

If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.

(Source: gyaru-coordinates)

lolzpicx:

Message to a Graduate

umqra:

sometimes i laugh at my tags

because they’re just like

‘#FUCK YOU #YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE #YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY #WELL IT’S NOT YOU DICK’

shortly followed by a calm and collected ‘#daniel radcliffe’

jamesssy:

i just want to go to a coffee shop on a rainy day and order something nice and warm and have an attractive stranger around my age say “i’ll have one of those too, please” and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop but instead whenever i go to a coffee shop i find teenagers taking pictures of their orders with their iPhones and middle aged women wearing yoga pants 

(Source: kurtsbutt)

foxnewsofficial:

i need medical attention but more importantly just attention